October 9, 2001
lesbian porn site?
ChocSorbet: I’m doing you a favor
ImNotJacob: No, you’re not. I have more than enough lesbian porn, and you have no permission to IM me out of the blue with stuff like that
ChocSorbet: I don’t need permission to IM anyone, that’s part of why it’s an “instant” message
ImNotJacob: Then consider yourself blocked until you reevaluate that philosophy
ImNotJacob signed off at 10:46:17 PM.
October 24, 2001
ChocSorbet: send me a good lesbian porno
ImNotJacob: nope, now you’re getting blocked. You still haven’t reevaluated your philosophy
ImNotJacob signed off at 12:31:54 PM.
November 15, 2001
I certainly hope that prank phone call last night wasn’t you
ImNotJacob: “Have you inspected your pussy lately?”
ImNotJacob: that was the contents
ChocSorbet: that sounds like something I’d say
ImNotJacob: which is why you were blocked earlier today
ChocSorbet: I didn’t notice
ChocSorbet: did you respond?
ChocSorbet: because you don’t have a pussy or because if you did, you wouldn’t inspect it?
ImNotJacob: because I wasn’t going to dignify it with a response
Todd with Jacob the robot.