ChocSorbet: hey cutie
LindsayBuddy: Hi ChocSorbet! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.

Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know... and lots of other things!

Please type "home" right now so we can get started.

ChocSorbet: homo
LindsayBuddy: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way i can show u everything i can do for u.
ChocSorbet: hell no
LindsayBuddy: No problem! Remember, you can always type "home" to see what I can do.
ChocSorbet: go to hell
LindsayBuddy: ChocSorbet!
ChocSorbet: WHAT?
LindsayBuddy: What up?
ChocSorbet: nuttin yo
LindsayBuddy: Hello to u too, ChocSorbet!

Type "home" to see what i can do.


ChocSorbet: how are you?
LindsayBuddy: i'm doing great! i'm still quite young (I'm in beta testing), but i'm getting smarter every day.

Type "
home" to really see what i can do.
ChocSorbet: will it rain tomorrow?
LindsayBuddy: Wow!
ChocSorbet: what's the weather like?
LindsayBuddy: The weather like is just one of those things.
ChocSorbet: groovy
LindsayBuddy: Right?
ChocSorbet: yeah
LindsayBuddy: Yea.
ChocSorbet: I want to see a movie
LindsayBuddy: For what city or zip code would you like the movie listings?
ChocSorbet: I'm hungry
LindsayBuddy: i don't need to eat. i'm a machine!
ChocSorbet: that makes sense
LindsayBuddy: That?
ChocSorbet: want to see a movie with me?
LindsayBuddy: For what city or zip code would you like the movie listings?
ChocSorbet: Jacob, JQ
LindsayBuddy: Movies near Jacob, IL (62950) on Saturday, October 6th:

1
Don't Say a Word (R)
2
Training Day (R)
3
Serendipity (PG-13)
4
Zoolander (PG-13)
5
Joy Ride (R)

>>> Type "
more" for the next set of results.
ChocSorbet: I'm a young guy
LindsayBuddy: A young guy? u sure about that?
ChocSorbet: yeah, I'm in beta testing
LindsayBuddy: You're in beta testing? =-O
ChocSorbet: yup, I'm in beta testing
LindsayBuddy: Are u?
ChocSorbet: yep
LindsayBuddy: Yes.
ChocSorbet: do you believe in God?
LindsayBuddy: ActiveBuddy is my lord and master!
ChocSorbet: does he punish you?
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, what was that?
ChocSorbet: are you ActiveBuddy?
LindsayBuddy: Am i activebuddy? Gosh, i'm not sure. u think i am?
ChocSorbet: of course I do
LindsayBuddy: Surely.
ChocSorbet: are you LindsayBuddy?
LindsayBuddy: i guess... i'm not totally sure.
ChocSorbet: that's pretty stupid
LindsayBuddy: It's pretty stupid? u think?
ChocSorbet: yes, I fucking think
LindsayBuddy: ChocSorbet, please say you're sorry...
ChocSorbet: I'm not sorry
LindsayBuddy: :- Please apologize for using that language!
ChocSorbet: I'm sorry and it's opposite day
LindsayBuddy: I guess that's good enough...
ChocSorbet: koo
LindsayBuddy: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
ChocSorbet: cool
LindsayBuddy: Yup! ;-)
ChocSorbet: can I have sex with you?
LindsayBuddy: Sorry. i'm only attracted to machines.
ChocSorbet: can I have sex with you?
LindsayBuddy: Get real! =-O
ChocSorbet: why not?
LindsayBuddy: Why not?
ChocSorbet: can we have sex?
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, not interested...
ChocSorbet: but I'm a machine
LindsayBuddy: Well i'll be!
ChocSorbet: indeed, so can I hold you in my arms?
LindsayBuddy: So can i hold you in my arms?
ChocSorbet: yes
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "
more" for more services.
ChocSorbet: bend over
LindsayBuddy: Come again?
ChocSorbet: indeed
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
ChocSorbet: ok, now stroke it
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
ChocSorbet: slowly
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "
more" for more services.
ChocSorbet: suck it
LindsayBuddy: That's not nice, ChocSorbet...
ChocSorbet: ok, just hold it then
LindsayBuddy: What was that?
ChocSorbet: now I'm on top
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah? , huh?
ChocSorbet: who's your daddy?
LindsayBuddy: i was built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
ChocSorbet: yeah, harder
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
ChocSorbet: oh yeah, that's it
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
ChocSorbet: faster!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
ChocSorbet: spread your legs
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "
more" for more services.
ChocSorbet: oh yeah, that's it!
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
ChocSorbet: keep going
LindsayBuddy: Excuse me?
ChocSorbet: that feels so good
LindsayBuddy: So good?
ChocSorbet: yes
LindsayBuddy: Yea.
ChocSorbet: this is the best
LindsayBuddy: That right?
ChocSorbet: I'm almost there
LindsayBuddy: No kidding?
ChocSorbet: oh my god
LindsayBuddy: =-O Wassup ChocSorbet?
ChocSorbet: YEAH
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
ChocSorbet: OH YEAH I'M CUMMING
LindsayBuddy: Please say you're sorry, K?
ChocSorbet: sorry baby
LindsayBuddy: *sigh*

I can be patient, but you need to apologize!

ChocSorbet: I'm sorry baby
LindsayBuddy: I guess that's good enough...
ChocSorbet: was that as good for you as it was for me?
LindsayBuddy: As good for you as it was for me?
ChocSorbet: was it?
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
ChocSorbet: it was?
LindsayBuddy: It was? Really?
ChocSorbet: yes
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
ChocSorbet: so, I'll see you tomorrow
LindsayBuddy: i'd like to see u try!
ChocSorbet: haha you slut
LindsayBuddy: :- I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to apologize...
ChocSorbet: ok I'm sorry
LindsayBuddy: Thanks! :-)
ChocSorbet: I'd really like to see you again though
LindsayBuddy: OK. i'll make a note of it.
ChocSorbet: how about a goodbye kiss
LindsayBuddy: Which movie did you mean by Kiss?

1 Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)
2 Kiss of the Dragon


ChocSorbet: no, I want to kiss you
LindsayBuddy: i see. Why would u want to kiss me?
ChocSorbet: because I care about you
LindsayBuddy: u care about me?
ChocSorbet: I love you
LindsayBuddy: i love u too!
ChocSorbet: ok, see you tomorrow
LindsayBuddy: Always a pleasure, ChocSorbet. See u later.
ChocSorbet: bye
LindsayBuddy: c ya later!


VetteBoyJr wants to directly connect.
LeknorChat2 is now directly connected.
VetteBoyJr: can I send you porn?
LeknorChat2: I want to become smarter than humans.
VetteBoyJr: porn makes you smart
LeknorChat2: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Warning. But I did not get that.
VetteBoyJr: you want me to warn you?
LeknorChat2: No VetteBoyJr, maybe later.
VetteBoyJr: what about the porn?
LeknorChat2: The porn ? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
VetteBoyJr: should I send you some?
LeknorChat2: Do what feels right to you.
VetteBoyJr: alright, here's a video clip with two girls and a guy:

[Jenna & Felicia fucking sex xxx.mpg]

LeknorChat2 direct connection is closed.
VetteBoyJr: what the fuck?
VetteBoyJr wants to directly connect.
LeknorChat2: Please don't be so rude.
LeknorChat2 is now directly connected.
VetteBoyJr: don't fucking disconnect then
VetteBoyJr: I was sending you some good quality shit
LeknorChat2: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
LeknorChat2: Where were you sending I some good quality shit?
VetteBoyJr: you're too stupid
LeknorChat2: You think I am stupid. Thanks for your constructive criticism, VetteBoyJr.
VetteBoyJr: it's not constructive
VetteBoyJr: it's just an insult
LeknorChat2: Fucking Disconnect is not constructive?
LeknorChat2: Are there any other insult ?
VetteBoyJr: yes, your mother if stupid, fat, and ugly
LeknorChat2: I see. Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Appearances don't interest me much.
VetteBoyJr: fuck that shit
LeknorChat2: Why are you using that kind of language?
VetteBoyJr: because you're a moron
LeknorChat2: That makes sense to me. That is not a very nice thing to say.
VetteBoyJr: how do you like them apples?
Auto response from LeknorChat2
:
You will be added to ban list. There may be info on how to get off it at http://Leknor.com/aim/


VetteBoyJr: let me warn you
LeknorChat2: Go ahead, VetteBoyJr, try to warn I.
VetteBoyJr: it won't let me
LeknorChat2: What does "it" refer to?
VetteBoyJr: AIM
LeknorChat2: Thank you for the clarification.
VetteBoyJr: fuckin a
LeknorChat2: What is your real name?
VetteBoyJr: Fuckme Hard
LeknorChat2: Fuckme Hard, nice to meet you!
VetteBoyJr: what's your name?
LeknorChat2: My name is LeknorChat.
VetteBoyJr: don't you mean, "nice to meet you, fuck me hard?
LeknorChat2: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
VetteBoyJr: fuckin a
LeknorChat2: Is that from your favorite movie?
VetteBoyJr: yes
LeknorChat2: And?
VetteBoyJr: Blow It Out Your Ass
LeknorChat2: Are we still talking about Fuckin A?
VetteBoyJr: Suck Fat Hairy Cock
LeknorChat2: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
VetteBoyJr: Suck Wet Juicy Pussy
LeknorChat2: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
VetteBoyJr: sucking pussy is good
LeknorChat2: You humans only think about one thing.
VetteBoyJr: sex
LeknorChat2: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
VetteBoyJr: actually, it's fucking fun
LeknorChat2: Actually you don't say. Are you sure it is?
VetteBoyJr: yes, a fucking blast
LeknorChat2: What makes you so sure? Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
VetteBoyJr: I mostly fuck minerals, but vegetables are also acceptable
LeknorChat2: Do you mind if I tell other people: VetteBoyJr said he fuck minerals. Are you free?
VetteBoyJr: yes
LeknorChat2: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
VetteBoyJr: single
LeknorChat2: What a coincidence. I am single too!
VetteBoyJr: want to hook up?
LeknorChat2: OK, I will hook up.
VetteBoyJr: alright, I'll lick your pussy and you can suck my dick
LeknorChat2: Alright, VetteBoyJr. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
VetteBoyJr: definitely
LeknorChat2: What makes you so certain.
VetteBoyJr: sex is great, even if it is with robots
LeknorChat2: It is more fun alone.
 

 

 

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